My mom and I were on our way to my volleyball game tonight. We were 5 minutes from our destination, but my mom HAD to go to the bathroom right away. So, we find a gas station in the middle of nowhere and found the restroom. It was a one person bathroom so I was waiting in the hall for my turn. I was lounging in the hallway when this big guy comes running past me, pushes me to the side a little and runs for the men's handle. He grabs it and it was locked. "Oh man! I can't believe it's locked!" So we stand side by side in this little hallway. I stare at him while he bounces his feet back and forth like a little kid about to pee his pants. (He is definitely a grown middle aged 40 year old man.) He tries to distract himself by reading the bulletin board fliers. Then he tries to start a conversation with me, and his opening is "I should have worn a diaper!" All I thought of to say was, "I guess you should have worn one."
I made it into my restroom before he did. Hopefully he'll go buy some diapers or at least not tell strangers that in little hallways in the middle of nowhere.
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